Snail on the window

The other night I was watching a movie with a few of my friends. It was one of the stupidist movies I had ever seen. So as I laughed at the scary parts, my friend yells out 'there is a snail on my window!' Everyone looked over at the window and sure enough there was a snail on the window moving slowly to the frame. As everyone looked away and watched the movie again, my attention stayed on the little snail. Being me, I decided to name it. (I name everything) So, I named it Melville. Kind of odd I know, but it was funny.
After the snail made it to the frame I started to watch the movie again. After that we all talked about the snail on the window and, for some reason, why it was so funny.